All Hell-Seu, Red Guard with you and today we continue to open up in prefix games. Today in the program I will definitely play CONTRA, Mario Brothers and Indi-Games (Lone Survivor, Hide, Super Meat Boy and possibly in Jennifer) in general, you will not have to get bored.
I also break on guitars)
Leading Stream: Skitels and his son.
Prizes will play today!
I will announce the prizes after the victory of the first participant (the sponsor asked)
Put an interesting avatar(I need a new one, as I already said)
Make an interesting photojab(turn on imagination = D)
Lay out(IRL and from the Internet)
There will also be a quiz.
I think that everything is simple. The winner chooses the prize.
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It all started with https://22funcasino.co.uk/games/ the fact that Marat, the driver of our ambulance carriage, Protuz to work watermelon.
No, I agree with the opinion of the entire station staff – he, he, Marat. Substituted to everyone – definitely.
But about everything in order.
Morning. More precisely, the second breakfast, that is, 10 a.m. Before that, there are three challenges, small things – pressure, pressure and angina.
We come to the base. The car is in the stall, and they decided to eat a bite.
We sat down, then. They gave any of the bags, the dispatcher poured, drove the table and began to eat.
Drivers usually eat separately from the medical staff. Fuck in the garage and eat there. They sleep there (if possible).
So we managed to eat normally, proceeded to tea and then Marat bursts and drags, bitch, watermelon.
– Here, they say, damn it, you from our table.
In short, the watermelon is cold, on the street heat.
We gobbled up this watermelon and then it began.
Three exits to the Steppi (several villages were served).
Huyarim and here the shit begins.
The first pierced Svetka, a general practitioner. Baba 30, not married. There are two men in the car. In short, it was attached for a long time, but still could not stand it:
– Marat, slowdown
Marat, he is still a fucking:
– Why, Svetlana Evgenievna?
– Then – Sveta hisses through his teeth – stop!
Now imagine the picture.
Astrakhan steppe, the highway, on the highway, pressed against the side of the road, stands an ambulance with a chandelier turned on, and a little sits at a distance and a doctor naturally serves!
In short, fucked up.
Five kilometers later, I compiled Svetka.
Five more, the entire crew in full force, shit further than he sees.
They went to the call with gray faces, burn the mountain of tablets.
We come.
A dibal grandfather, about seventy years climbed a grandmother (you thought about “climbing” correctly) and in a sexual zeal caught an Enfart Micard. There were no capsiologists at our station, so we went.
Grandfather needs hospitalization – Premes to the city.
The tablets do not act, still spray and even, somewhere more.
Grandfather, stroke old, laughs and pin.
At the very least, along the way to the track, we arrive at the hospital on the outskirts of the city, we rent to the dicks of grandfather and rush, no! We fly to the station.
BUT.
But the call comes. The woman in labor! Your gear!
Blasphemy, we are responsible people and also gave the oath of Hippocrates.
UAZ, spraying shit on the side of the road, rushes towards the village. Between the villages of fifty kilometers, to the nearest hospital forty.
Hospadi! How my ass was sick then!
We arrive in the village. Went the first houses and then Marat cries. Thinly, like a girl and the “aroma” of freshly begins to swim along the cabin.
– I am opelly – almost crying.
Open high quality, of course. When I got out of the car, it fell on the ground on the ground.
Now imagine the reaction of people.
The brigade arrived. Gray faces, nervous tics, drove. From the doctors, too, the "soul" goes.
– Fuck, mamo, I am with these – the future mother pokes in us with a finger – I will not go! Well, their pisda, asshole.
Svet begins to say something, but breaks himself in a half-word and, having changed in his face, dives into the thickets of lilacs.
For a long time I fuck absolutely everything that is happening.
I, in a businesslike way, walking widely going into the toilet, lonely sticking out on the "tasks" of the courtyard and … well, you understand.
In about ten minutes, I go out.
Marat rushes with a bucket, washing the seat, flaunting in the master’s training.
Its ports are rumored in the wind, like, dry.
Sveta took birth at home.
The mother of the woman in labor, Galya, drove us with infusion on the crusts of a grenade and the collective srach ended as unexpectedly as it began.
They took his mother and with Dithe to the hospital and went “home” – the shift ended.
Night, occasionally falling up burning lights. Violent greens, evil mosquitoes and other charms.
We drive up to the station. Large two -story building, brightly lit by a lantern. On the second floor, where the dispatch is located, the window is opened. What, in princess, is not surprising – the heat.
But what is surprising that almost the entire space of the windowsill is busy, unequivocally hairy asshole of the dispatcher Palych.
And the most amazing thing is what the ass is making the fountain.
Under the window the sea is already poured, but Palych does not calm down.
Dohren calls. A phone with a long wire, which, but does not reach the sartier.
In order to combine the useful with pleasant, Palych, made Solomon’s decision – shit out the window.
Oh, how the cleaning lady then cursed, which removes the Terer.
Listen to my sad story about the inconsistent sex, and … try not to burst with laughter, okay?
So, there is a girl, points about 7 out of 10, 18 years old, a sexy brunette. It looks – mmm! Like a sweet candy! You lick your fingers! I know her for a little over a year, studied at the same school, very good relations, and her boyfriend is very jealous. Well, there are reasons for that, it should be! Then she calls me the other day and says, they say, parted with her boyfriend (2 years old) and wants to meet me. Of course, I am only glad to console a poor girl in the mountain as soon as I can. True, the last time I could only 2 times … well, it doesn’t matter!
The next day I call it, we agree on a meeting. I come to the stop and wait, after 10 minutes it comes, we take hands and go to it, having previously bought a chocolate. I already look forward to a sweet chocolate evening, when suddenly the question: “Who is at home?"She says:" Mom, you will meet her at the same time ".
Mlyn. I didn’t expect such a turn of events. On the way, she goes to her ex and takes some things, go further … We go to her home (I have the first time for her), she shows where what, my favorite tea pours (“1001 and one night, who is interested”), treats with peaches. To the question: “And where is mom?"Indicates the room and says:" Sleeps!»My hands are already itching, my mood rises, and not only the mood! Well, I think, sleep, mom, sleep!
We drink tea with chocolate, I slowly spread my hands and belt on the trousers, when suddenly … the first door from the dining room opens, and a slender naked woman comes out of there! I came out sideways to me and looks in the mirror, does not see me. My jaw dropped and drooling. Her mom is also very nothing. Then she turns around, says “Daughter, you’re already at home?"And notices me. My eyes are not able to tear myself away, they look at the current at its shaved organ, t.To. I still studied my chest while she was standing at the mirror. Eopt, you would see her reaction! I myself was fucked up, honestly, from such an unexpected gift of fate in the form of a free striptease as an increase in tea! In short, mom turns around and, shaking his magnificent backwards, runs into the room. I’m in a stupor of 3 minutes. Yeah … what was not happening to me in my life, but so that … A girl who watches everything from the side is sitting nearby, or rather does not sit, but is lying under the table. And fades … says that I am reder than my red shirt. Honestly, lads, even somehow embarrassed from surprise. Although I am not a shy boy, you know.
I sat, scratched the turnip, and give out: “Well, here we met!"Damn, still funny … Then a mommy comes out, already in a dressing gown, a little embarrassed, but already in order to come to his senses. We get acquainted with her, she says that I heard a lot about me from my daughter and adds that I am dear and winks. And her mother has a beauty and she is not so little – 37. I sat for 2 more hours, faded the girl in the next room, but still the mood was not the same. God forbid Mom will still jump from somewhere again! Gathered home. When he left, her mother said that I was pretty. “Yeah, you are nothing too,” I said, she smiled! "Come to us more often" – there were her last words. The girl went to see me off, t.To. She had to buy something in the store. On the way, she said that I was moving faster than her boyfriend.
So now I am sitting and I think – is it all, if we take into account that my friend called yesterday and after a long conversation, she said: “Then the mommy became interested in you, asking everything about you”. I also have such a question, if everything goes on, whether I can become a "member of the family"? Well t.e. By analogy with human organs – father -in -law, as the oldest will be the head of the family. The daughter, as the most beautiful, will be the face of the family. I don’t know which of the relatives there will be there, but I will certainly be a member of the family! And with pleasure on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays I will fuck a girl, and on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Wednesdays – mom! But my mother, it seems, has a husband, so … I really would not want him to fuck me on Sundays for this!
Further, all sorts of comments and discussions of this story went on the forum, the people spoke, finished and gave advice on how to breed mom and daughter into a gangbang. I miss all this, move on. As it turned out, the story had a continuation!
People, listen to the latest news from the theater of combat, that is, erotic actions.
Yes ah, today something interesting happened!
I came, in general, to her home, she was alone. I did not particularly lose time, why ceremony for a long time, and after 10 minutes we were already lying in her room on the sofa. After kisses and more and more frank caresses, she suddenly jumped up and ran into the shower, saying “I am now!".
Well, … "Everything is going according to plan!"-I thought … But it wasn’t there.
While the girl was still in the shower, I heard the sound of the opening front door. “Yo-mine!”, I think to myself,“ probably my mother came again!»Well, let’s not disappoint her, while there is no girl, let my mother brighten up my loneliness. I lay down more comfortably, unbuttoned all the buttons on the shirt, I smile at the whole mouth … Suddenly the door opens, and my smile slowly slides with the pants, on which I stopped holding my belt with surprise! In front of me is a man, an adult, bearded … He probably also fucked up, like me, looks at me in amazement and asks: “Who are you who are you. "I almost blurted out that the plumber, then I remembered that I was still not a lover of his wife (at least for now), and I did not need to pretend, although I was still confused and at first I did not even know what to say … … … ..
But then, overcoming fear, he got up, shook his hand and introduced himself, said that I was waiting for my daughter to get out of the shower. "It’s clear!", – he said and went to the kitchen ..
At this time, I heard the girl closed the taps with water and opened the door. She did not hear anything because of the noise of water and still thought that we were alone at home. Then the door opens, into the room where I am sitting, she enters … Naked.
Apparently, I decided to overcome my mother. Her figure is really awesome. I, like at that time, stared at the beginning on my chest and could not take my eyes for a long time, then switched below … Probably, my jaw was already lying on the floor, because the girl, pleased with the effect, threw her wet hair back, proudly raising her head and asked for some reason: “Well, how is it like?", Although by my reaction, probably everything was clear.
Everything would be fine, but then dad appeared on the background! God. It’s funny now, and then I wanted to cry! He also froze in a stupor from such a spectacle and did not know what to say. I already wanted to shout "Shucher!", Or" Lie down!", Or" behind!", But, realizing that it would be ridiculous, only nodded to the girl in the side of the side where her father stood. She looked around, the reaction was like that of her mother, tried to cover up at least something and-the bath back! The father stood as if dug and tried to say something for a long time. Remotely reminiscent: “What is it, wound, for garbage. "
I quickly oriented: "Yes, I drank tea a little earlier, she probably thought that I was still in the kitchen". And I myself make such an innocent expression on my face – like, I’m not at all in business at all … Daddy looked around me from head to toe: “Okay, let’s go into the kitchen, let him change clothes … Yes, and this … Rejuvenate your dignity. "(Then he pulled his belt and pointed to my organ, which was in his pants, like Vigva). I quietly exhaled: “Uf-f …” and thought to myself: “Yeah, now I met Batya!"
We chatted in the kitchen, I sat again on the same dream with a red erysipelas and sweating. Dad asked something, I answered … I don’t remember ..
Then a dressed girl came, greeted her father and quickly took me to the room, away from all kinds of questions. Red itself ..
In short, the next time we agreed to meet me! Otherwise I think … Interesting, grandfather and grandmother are in this family?
The nephew is the other day. I went to the store for a gift. I come home. The husband is politely interested in:
– What I bought?
I show.
He already jumped on the couch.
“This,” says in a trembling voice, “onions with a built -in laser pointer, target and arrows with suction cups?!
“Yeah,” I answer, “I’m only worried: it is written here that he is“ for children from 12 years old ”, and Dimke (nephew) will turn out only 10 ..
Husband, lustfully looking at the box:
– Yes, it’s too early for him … Listen, but let’s leave for yourself, but? But he … well, I don’t know … Pokemon there will buy harmless!
“Misha,” I turn to my spouse, “why did you give up this bow?
But he already fell into a rage:
– What are you, – yells, and the gift itself opens. – This is brilliant! You can, with the help of a laser pointer, lure the cat from under the bed and shoot at it right away!